Strange dialogue

From last night’s dream: “You don’t have security clearance to jump over that raindrop.”

it doesn't quite add up

Dreamt last night that I owned five copies of Three of a Perfect Pair. What could it mean?

enjoy your stay

Dreamed last night that I was the manager of a hotel in Purgatory.

dork night

Be very grateful that the new Batman movie was not produced and directed by my subconscious. In last night's dream, Christian Bale was wearing Adam West's old costume, and Alfred was played by Arthur English.

so let it be written, so let it be dumb

I dreamed last night that I had written a book called nuthut. I was in San Francisco signing copies of the book for high-school classmates that I haven't seen in decades.

but what does it mean?

A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that I was attending an outdoor music festival. Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis were in the same band performing onstage. They did "The Wind Cries Mary" with Mel Brooks and Deborah Harry on backing vocals.
I suspect that my brain is doing drugs behind my back.

absurd words i have heard

From a dream last night:

"If God were a nose, I'd be a bean."

peta bred?

I dreamed that a Bengal tiger took a massive dump in my lap while I was playing a video game in which the goal was to hunt and kill a tiger.