names for bands

I used to think that most band names in the 80s & 90s were incredibly pathetic, and I was right. However, those names seem downright brilliant compared to the no-imagination, formulaic put-two-unrelated-words-and-a-number-together band names of today.

So with acknowledgement to Jello Biafra, here is my first installment of Names For Bands. Feel free to use them as you see fit. Go so far as to force a local band to adopt one of these names, in a sort of cultural-eminent-domain kind of way. Thank you.

--Roast Locust
--Backseat Genius
--Token Slovak
--The Tungsten Trio
--Klaus Barbie Doll
--Whippet God
--Gene's Wig
--21-Son Galoot
--Private Hat Dance
--Billy Milligram
--Beer Commercial Logic
--Advice Grip
--Fig Neutron
--Falco for a Day
--The Mutant Stare
--Jolly Rauncher
--Thrustpuppy
--What We Lack
--Celebrity Half-Life
--Hometown Grudge

More to come...