Monday, February 11, 2008

breaking news

To all those evangelicals, fundamentalists, and Left Behind-readers, I have some bad news for you. The pope just announced that the Rapture already happened over seventy years ago, and you all missed it. The Rapture took place on July 2, 1937, and only one person in all of humanity was deemed worthy to be assumed into the heavens.

Her name was Amelia Earhart.

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