Life is one big joke. Laugh along, or else the joke is on you.
No one deserves to go to heaven, and very few deserve to go to hell.
Misheard lyrics often make more sense than the actual ones.
It's good to fall down--it reminds you why you're standing up.
If life hands you a lemon, squeeze it 'til the juice runs down your leg.
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