Friday, September 21, 2012

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

the late shift ii

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SeedPods

SeedPods is an interactive generative art program that creates alien flowers from out of the digital void. Have fun.

Monday, September 10, 2012

hong kong phooey

number one super guy

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

cure for insomnia

quote of the day

Prayer: conversation where we’re doing the talking.
Meditation: conversation where we’re doing the listening.

-- Robert Fripp

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

truth in advertising?

It's a little hard to see, but the bumper reads, "WARNING: UNSOCIALIZED HOMESCHOOLERS"

you lookin' at me?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Friday, August 10, 2012

Monday, July 30, 2012

lost in translation

Years ago, I was a student-teacher at a local high school. My mentor-teacher related the following story to me: A girl walked into the classroom wearing a very stylish new dress. The teacher remarked, "Ooh, tres chic!" The girl instantly frowned, sat at her desk, and began to pout. The teacher was puzzled by this reaction and asked the girl what was wrong. She replied, "You said that I looked trashy!"

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

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Chaos Atlantis

Chaos Atlantis is a realtime sonification engine, a program that converts data into sound. It is currently using data generated by NOAA buoy 46059 off the coast of northern California. This buoy measures several variables including water temperature, air temperature, wave height, wind speed, and much more. These numbers are used to control many parameters of Chaos Atlantis. For example, the speed at which new sounds are created (tempo) is controlled by the wind speed. The frequency or pitch of a note is controlled by the water and/or air temperature, wave height determines amplitude, and dominant wave periods determine which synthesizers are used to make sound.

Sometimes peaceful, sometimes noisy, always intriguing. Drones, pings, swirls of static:
spectral transmissions from phantom submarines.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

absurd assignments

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to invent a job.
My new job is Academic-Journal Publicist:

New! From the think tank that brought you the smash-hit The Transgressive Paradox of Institutionalized Dichotomies in Parallel Hegemonies comes this summer's blockbuster thesis!

In a dystopian metasphere of fear and lust, where didacticism acted in opposition to onanism, one man was Cthonian enough to posit an alternative paradigm.

But was his Byronic stance an ironic metacriticism of the issue at hand, or was it a Freudian compensation for Oedipal impulses long suppressed? You decide!

Coming to Aisle 11 of your local university library-plex, written in Jargon-O-Rama, it's Chuck Berry's My Ding-a-Ling: Novelty Song or Cry for Help.

Four out of five semioticians agree -- tautological reasoning has never been this thrilling!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Friday, April 06, 2012

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Friday, March 30, 2012

thought of the day

If it's too old, you're too loud.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

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Gain personal insights from The Candle of Truth. Mouse over the wick to light the candle.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Friday, March 02, 2012

Thursday, March 01, 2012

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

thought of the day

I need a breakthrough, not a breakdown.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

quote of the day

Sow a thought, and you reap an act; sow an act, and you reap a habit; sow a habit, and you reap a character; sow a character, and you reap a destiny.

~ Charles Reader

Saturday, January 28, 2012

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Kinetic art by Daniel Wurtzel. Be sure to watch all of his videos -- peaceful, chaotic, beautiful, sublime.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Monday, January 09, 2012

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

muppets in the trees

Title inspired by the brilliant Henson series over at Rock 'em Sock 'em Sketchbooks!

Sunday, January 01, 2012

Saturday, December 31, 2011

good riddance to 2011

NPR has been asking listeners to describe 2011 in one word. My word would be adversarial. For me, there was too much conflict and opposition in 2011. I felt like I was butting heads with people constantly, in both my work life and my private life. So I would like these to be my personal buzzwords for 2012:

-- balance
-- collaboration
-- compromise
-- cooperation

Peace to all in 2012.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

this just in...

Craig Ferguson is the most hilarious man on television. End of discussion.